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The Cosmopolitan guide to sh*tting on your boyfriend’s bed
I'm a straight-talking, sassy Cosmo journalist, and I'm here to give YOU the lowdown on sh*tting in...
But why can’t I be a creepy Tube perv by Cosmo Landesman
I went out of my way to be a Tube Wierdo on a whim, just to prove how unreasonable women are! But I...
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“We’d prefer a pay rise actually but whatever” say nurses
Nurses have revealed that they would prefer a pay rise to clapping, being called heroes or getting ...
Government safety app that shouts “Not all men though!”
The government has announced a new app to tackle misogyny and hara*sment towards women and girls. A...
“Anti-pants” activism is on the rise, experts warn
Experts say that it’s unhygienic to plant your bare arse-cheeks on a seat on public transport, and ...
“Nothing weird about bringing the army in” claims government
Why it's absolutely normal and fine for the government to need the army to drive trucks and stuff
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