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Creepy bugs can’t wait to have sex on your eyelids but you can’t even get a text back

Creepy bugs can’t wait to have sex on your eyelids but you can’t even get a text back

The Cosmopolitan guide to sh*tting on your boyfriend’s bed

The Cosmopolitan guide to sh*tting on your boyfriend’s bed

I'm a straight-talking, sassy Cosmo journalist, and I'm here to give YOU the lowdown on sh*tting in...
But why can’t I be a creepy Tube perv by Cosmo Landesman

But why can’t I be a creepy Tube perv by Cosmo Landesman

I went out of my way to be a Tube Wierdo on a whim, just to prove how unreasonable women are! But I...

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